late-night-cruising:

Idk if there’s anything that feels as good as when you’re talking to someone and after you say something they say “I knew you were gonna say that” like aw wow u are genuinely interested in me and what I have to say like mad props to u for paying attention to me u rock thx for making me feel like I matter!

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surprisebitch:

sleeping-dogs-lie:

chadleymacguff:

me at my highschool reunion

me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day

me literally

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

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Q
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous
A

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know


affectedline:

hellbunnyshutch:

Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. 

^^^^

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nw44:

spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

yes yes yes yes yes

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missdontcare-x:

Laura Prepon shooting scenes for S3 of OITNB

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mischievouschaos:

gerommey:

gerommey:

a kanye west convention

I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest

just have two conventions he deserves it

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tea-in-the-tardis:

itshiddlesbaby:

lasagnelasagne:

no australian house party is complete without half the people disappearing on a maccas run at about 11pm

What are maccas

maccas = mcdonalds

(via c0smictrip)


its-a-combat-skirt:

revybutt:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

possiblets:

let’s be honest here, who would ‘t cheat in chemistry

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leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

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verisimilis:

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

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witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

image

HO L YSH IT

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