(via gnarly)


vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

(via precumming)


Let’s play a game!

consolecadet:

glumshoe:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

TURPENTINE.

LIGHTER FLUID


*me when bored*
me: mom you need anything?
mom: no, thanks
*me on the laptop*
mom: can you come help me?
me:

crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish

crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish

(via zackisontumblr)


sixpenceee:

nerdalert656:

So my dad has deer cameras installed near his hunting spot and it doesn’t move, but this was the only pic to have this. Ignore the deer derping, theres a mutherfuckin ghost being dragged to hell behind it.

Yikes!

sixpenceee:

nerdalert656:

So my dad has deer cameras installed near his hunting spot and it doesn’t move, but this was the only pic to have this. Ignore the deer derping, theres a mutherfuckin ghost being dragged to hell behind it.

Yikes!



kruel-kid:

me:

image

you:

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(via gnarly)


You know, they say that there is a part
of the human chest that if you strike it hard enough
the person’s heart explodes. This sounds like such a lie
that I have to believe it’s the truth. If I were science,
I’d never tell anyone where this place is. If I were science,
I’d have named this place after you.
Cristin O’Keefe Aptowicz, excerpt from “Not As Smart As I Think I Am” (via feellng)

dutchster:

when i have to use a festival toilet

image

(via totally-relatable)


I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

(via thebackbottoms)



icalledyoudumb:

myideaoffuniskillingeveryone:

Danny Galieote

I would frame and hang these in my house in a heartbeat.

(via youwillunderstand)


tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(via youwillunderstand)